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Rugby Birds Songs

Many thanks to the talented songwriters, now we just have to learn the words before the Rugby Dinner!!

RUGBY SONG ONE

Once when I was a young fresher
An older bird came up to me
She said if you try it, you try it u'll love it
Come play in the mud with me

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Ruck it, Ruck it,
We only go down if the tackle's hard

Chin it, chin it,
Fineage for you and for me

They told me run forwards, pass backwards
The rules are a mystery to me
But I've learned the rules of drinking
Watch me chin a pint and you'll see.

CHORUS

But now Im a fully fledged bird,
Scrumming's my speciality
The reason I do its the coaches,
So come and get dirty with me!

CHORUS AMENDED

Ruck it, Ruck it
We only go down if the tackle's hard
Chin it, Chin it,
See it away 1, 2, 3!!!!!

RUGBY SONG 3

To the tune of glory glory

When I first became a bird

My mother was appalled.

She said Girls dont play Rugby

What was wrong with your netball?

I said Mum, Im a dirty girl

And netball is for wimps.

And I shouted Ruck me, maul me, make me scrum!

CHORUS

Ruck me, maul me, make me scru-um

We take passes from the back but never from the front

Ruck me, maul me, make me scru-um

Were Brum Medics Rugby Birds!

They told me be a hooker

And I thought I was quite good

I shagged all of the coaches,

And the players that I could.

And then somebody told me that

The hooker throws the balls..

And the boys, they didnt like it at all!

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I saw it on the telly

And I thought the scrum looked fun

Lots of girls in one big cuddle,

Blimey, I was wrong!

First I had to stick my head

Between my mates backsides

And I didnt really mind, 'til someone stuck their head up mine!

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They told me only to go down

On tackles that were hard

But its rugby I need help with,

Blow jobs really aren't a prob

And then they told me

Wear a gum shield-to protect my teeth.

But I find a condoms quite enough for me!

Ruck me, maul me, make me scru-um

We take passes from the back but never from the front

Ruck me, maul me, make me scru-um

Were BRUM MEDICS RUGBY BIRDS!!!!!!

RUGBY SONG TWO

Dear Aunty Big Bird
What shall I do?
Im only just a fresher,
But Im really in the poo

At first I pulled my teacher
Then shagged my rugby Dad,
Oh Aunty Big Bird
What a naughty girl I am!

When you wake
In another bed,
And the guy you see
Doesn't do it for you

Close your eyes,
Take one for the team,
Shag him anyway
Send it in by e-mail

CHORUS

Next Day, look at the website
You'll see, all of our advice.
Never, ever forget that Ive got you, and you've got me SO

Reach for the line... Im gonna score a try and
Reach for your pint... And buy another round and
Reach for your pint... And when the pavements staring up at you
Thats when you know your gonna spew!

Dear Aunty Big Bird
What shall I do?
I really should know better
But I've got into a stew

I shagged my boyfriend's brother,
And then I shagged his Dad
Oh, Aunty Big Bird
What a naughty girl I am!

When you've had
A whole family
It can get a bit
Awkward round the table

Close your eyes,
The're comparing you
Just pick up some tips
Send them in by e-mail

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Dear Aunty Big Bird
What shall I do?
I had sex in the ATH
And my lecture notes are screwed

Im going to fail my resits
Perhaps my vivas too
Oh Aunty Big Bird
What the fuck am I to do?!

Just get hold
Of an older year
If you give him head,
He'll give you his folders

Just make sure,
Wilton doesn't see
Photocopy them
Send them in by e-mail

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